When old gray haired fans know how to prep for a CHAMPIONSHIP...

[chuckie1980]

-1- Sleep well in the dark...and wake up in time to put your pants on.
-2- The game can start once when each of our exhaust systems finally leave a dump.
-3- Is my jock strap washed?
-4- Um...is that you, honey? Make sure your assistant is the RIGHT person that you came home with.
-5- Time to shine your dancin' shoes! And polish the pate since you will be six inches taller with the platforms on.

 

[Tpguy]

-1- Sleep well in the dark...and wake up in time to put your pants on.
-2- The game can start once when each of our exhaust systems finally leave a dump.
-3- Is my jock strap washed?
-4- Um...is that you, honey? Make sure your assistant is the RIGHT person that you came home with.
-5- Time to shine your dancin' shoes! And polish the pate since you will be six inches taller with the platforms on.

:lol: :lol:

 

[fdbird83]

Don't forget to tape both ankles. It's game day.